Schpaa

1. You shall not sneak out of the house when your parents are asleep.
(why wait that long?)
2. You shall not lie to your parents
(only make an alternative truth)
3. You shall not steal from 7/11
(everyone knows Deli Deluca has a larger selction)
4.You shall not be arrested for vandalism
(total destruction is much better)
5. You shall not steal money from your parents
(everyone knows that grandma got more)
6. You shall never jump in a fight
(only start them)
7. You shall not shirk maths
(shirk the whole day instead)
8. You don't have to party every weekend
(there are 5 weekdays as well)
9. You shall not steal bikes
(a car is better)
10.You shall help old ladies over the street
(and leave them in the middle)